Thought for May 12, 2011
Month: May 2011
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Captain of The Groove
May 11, 2011
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Insomniac Presents…..Electric Daisy Carnival – Las VegasFriday Saturday & Sunday :: June 24th – 26th8pm – 7am DailyLas Vegas Moto
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Insomniac Presents…..Electric Daisy Carnival – Las VegasFriday Saturday & Sunday :: June 24th – 26th8pm – 7am DailyLas Vegas Motor
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SATURDAY JUNE 11th 2011!Electric Daisy Carnival Colorado is back! Come one come all to the Electric Daisy Carnival! Once again
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SKILLS PRESENTSELECTRO TECHNO DISCO WHITE ON WHITESKILLS will be presenting an environment where WHITE
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A new era in club culture has commenced. With meticulous attention to detail, and an emphasis on the future, we aim to make Beta the
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nsomniac Presents…..Electric Daisy Carnival – Las VegasFriday Saturday & Sunday :: June 24th – 26th8pm – 7am DailyLas Vegas Motor Speedway Friday :
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DUCK SAUCE, BOYS NOIZE, CHROMEO, RATATAT, SKRILLEX, ODD FUTURE, JAMES MURPHY AND PAT MAHONEY DFA TENT, DIGITALISM live, JACK BEATS, CASPA, NERO, NOISI
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Insomniac Presents…Above & Beyond: Group Therapy World Tour @ The Palladium – Enhanced Concert SeriesFriday May
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Insomniac Presents….AUDIOTISTIC 2011 JULY 30th, 2011 @ NOS EVENTS CENTER689 South "E" StreetSan Bernardino, CA 9240818 and older event with ID UNITI
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The Philadelphia Experiment (PEX) is excited to announce the Third Annual PEX Summer Festival July 1st- 4th in Darlington, Maryland, (1 hour from Ph
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Electric Forest Festival June 30 – July 3, 2011 All tickets (except for RV pass types) include a $2.00 fee for the Grant Township
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Insomniac, NightCulture.com & V Production presents… Flux Pavillion & Doctor P
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The party that put Tight Crew on the map is back, and we aren’t going to dissapoint! Get ready for the full Tight Crew Experience, and a FULL venue tr
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Insomniac presents…CALVIN HARRIS Insomniac is proud to host Calvin Harris on May 26th 2011 at the Music Box. THE MUSIC BOX // 21+ w/ID6126 Hollywoo
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Ladies and Gentleman… Welcome to the Greatest Show on Earth!!!Sub.mission Dubstep & Triad Dragons presents SUB.CIRCUSfeaturingFLUX PAVILION & DOCTOR
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A Parrot Joke
Mrs. Broomfield’s dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman. He couldn’t accommodate her with an evening appointment, and since she had to go to work the next day, she told him: "I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you the check. By the way, don’t worry about my Rottweiler. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do not under any circumstances talk to my parrot!" When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Broomfield’s apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Rottweiler he had ever seen. But, just like she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business. However, the whole time he was there, the parrot drove him nuts with his incessant squawking and talking. Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled: "Shut up, you stupid bird!" To which the parrot replied: "Get him, Brutus! Lesson: Instructions are provided for a reason. You may save yourself tons of grief and pain if you follow them. Sanjay Sabarwal, Esq.
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